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I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.

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shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

the-vashta-nerada:

• hey bro
• bro
• broski
• brosicle
• broseidon, god of the brocean
• brotato chip
• brotein shake
• brosef stalin
• barack brobama
• teddy brosevelt
• don quibrote
• adrien brody
• gallilebro gallilei
• napoleon bronaparte
• brobo cop
• leonardo dicapribro
• broseph mengele 
• bro nye the science guy
• selena bromez
• broey deschanel 
• bro dimaggio
• wolfgang amadaeus brozart
• brohemian rhapsody
• osama bro laden
• mighty bro young
• brodo the hobbit bro
• broprah winfrey 
• broby dick
• abroham lincoln
• what’s up

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

fiercezucchini:

Role playing failure. 

#me when i open a blacklisted post

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sanjista:

reinardfox:

omg

you’ve probably never heard of me

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